If I hadn’t turned back there were so many people caught up in the panic there would have been more hurt.
“Me and another guy started launching bar stools, bottles and glasses at them to try and disrupt them.
And a cab driver, who gave his name as Chris, spun his car round and tried to ram the attackers after one of them stabbed a girl in the chest.
During the scandal, their daughter Kelly got involved, tweeting then deleting: 'Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a b***j** call...' allegedly alongside Michelle's phone number.
‘Sharon has got a fiery temper but after a row they often kiss and make up.
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Ozzy Osbourne’s children are reportedly desperate to find their father, after Sharon Osbourne kicked her husband of 33 years out of their home.
The house does contain real books, though not for the benefit of Ozzy, who's profoundly dyslexic.
On one coffee table, next to a framed letter from Sir Paul Mc Cartney, I spot a self-help book called The Seven Day Parent Coach, a quick fix for stressed-out mums.